It's a Wonderful Afterlife describes the continuing misadventures of Afterlife Orientation Guide Charley DelCruccio and his metabolically challenged friends on the other side.
Others may promise you the secrets of the dead. It's a Wonderful Afterlife delivers... and at a reasonable cost! You get six big stories for $1.99: that's at least a dozen trips to the toilet with your new Christmas iPad. If you've got Amazon Prime you can even borrow it for free. So you can drop a deuce with Charley, Dr. Ira, St. Gerard Majella and even Jesus Christ himself -- and it won't cost you a dime. (Sorry, toilet paper not included in this deal: it's electrons all the way down).
Act now. Or don't. It ain't like the dead are going anywhere.
That out of the way: Happy New Year to one and all. May New Year's Eve 2014 leave us all happier, healthier and more prosperous than we are today.