Saturday, November 7, 2009

Recession Special on Readings

In response to the continuing economic crisis, we here at Kenaz Filan LLC are announcing our Recession Busting Readings Special. Instead of paying $75, you can now get a reading done for $60 - a 20% special! But hurry: this offer is only good until December 31.

(Sorry: I don't have any Shamwows or Ginsu Steak Knives to give away...)