According to recent scuttlebutt, my friend Galina Krasskova is now holding "evil Botox parties."
This, of course, is a scurrilous rumor. To set these wagging tongues to rest, here is a picture of yrs. truly taken at our most recent "Botox for Beelzebub" party. (ISTR that it was right after the human sacrifice but before we sliced the cheese log).
Hopefully this will put an end to any misunderstandings. I'd say more, but my lips still won't move.